Quick Results from ASWF 2/17

[orrthannan]

Black Lotus & Kid Crazy battled to a "No Contest" after "The X Team" interefered. ASWF President Tara McNeely then banned them from ringside for the rest of the night, something Darkside had not planned on!

The Vachons pinned The Sons Of Sin to become the new ASWF Tag Team Champions after Sick & Twisted were stripped and terminated for breach of contract by Commissioner Damian Darkside

After "Stunning" Shawn Stevens defeated Captain Crusader by count-out, Commissioner Darkside restarted the match with no count-outs. Then Captain Crusader defeated "Stunning" Shawn Stevens by disqualification after a deliberate low-blow. Darskide then resarted the match again, this time with no DQ or count-outs - anything goes for the ASWF Cruiserweight Title. After a bloody battle between the two, Special Guest Referee "4:20 kid" Zak Mason was K-O'ed by Stevens and another official came to ringside to count 1-2-3. But, who's shoulders was he counting as both Stevens and Crusaders shoulders were pinned to the mat at the same time? Darkisde ruled the Cruiserweight Title vacant until he can sort out the mess.

Somerville's Own "Dynasty" Beau Douglas pinned Tre "The Smooth Operatin' Gangsta" for the ASWF Heavyweight Title. Immediately after the match ended, "Stunning" Shawn Stevens attacked Beau from behind and the double team ensued. Darkside demanded it to stop. Darkside said to make things fair on April 21st when ASWF returns to Goodtimes there will be a special tag team match between Tre and Stevens VS Beau Douglas & Captain Crusader.

In the final match of the night, "Extreme Strongman" Gino Martino defeated Phoenix in a dog collar match to retain his ASWF Hardcore Title.

The ASWF returns to Good Time Emporium on Friday Night April 21st for April Anarchy! A former WWE superstar will be making his ASWF debut that night. More details to come soon!

[Shaggy2Dope]

I wasn't at this show, but wasn't Dave Donovan supposed to be on the card?

[DblD]

there were several things that happened that led to me not being in the main event... most importantly was that that barbedwire, tequila, and cactii were never bought by the promoter... even after having a month and a half to get the shit... i hope everyone enjoyed the replacement match... gotta love a promotion that advertises a bloody hardcore match of martino and donovan and ends up giving you the hardcore god phoenix (can you see the sarcasm here? because i saw the sarcasm in the ring)
and a dog collar.

[orrthannan]

Well, if Dave Donovan showed up at a respectable time, he would've remained in the match, not 30 minutes before he's scheduled to go on, which by the way was about 4 hours after the show began and nearly 6 hours after all the wrestler's were asked to arrive.

[DblD]

yeah and i would have been if not for two things... number one when booked it was to be a southwest death match... like i have been saying it would be... but somebody slacked and didnt buy barbedwire , cactii, boards, or tequila... thank a certain blonde promoter for that... secondly i was running late as it were and when i had called to tell them i was making time and would be there i was told that it was getting shut down early... that was a half hour before i actually got there mind you...only to get there and find out that nothing was being shut down and that my match had been rebooked as a dog collar match featuring phoenix as my replacement.... then being asked if i wanted to do a spot in what was still my match... a spot... yall motherfuckers got tons of balls for that one... the people that came to see what was advertised would dearly love their money back and i would dearly love to be paid double my fee because i had to stand there and watch what was supposed to be a hardcore main event turn out to be a huge steaming coil of shit that stunk so bad flies wouldnt even go near it... so it was generally a waste of time from the get go since the promoter had no intention of getting his lazy ass to the hardware store and getting the things that his promoter ass needed to get to not only make the employees happy but also to generate interest in future shows with the display of violence that would have been seen by a lot more people than were there if he had A) taken his promotion seriously and done some footwork advertising... B) gotten the shit needed for the match as he had agreed in im's... now, kiss my ass you little shit.