This is why Bob Evans sucks
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Post by This is why Bob Evans sucks on Jul 28, 2003 13:36:20 GMT -5
Your opening match featured the returning Brutal Bob Evans vs Japanese Pool Boy (who entered the ring to "Car Wash"). We now know why they call Mr. Evans "Brutal", as this match was just that. Pool Boy is an established ECWA homegrown talent and even proved he could step into the ring with greats like Christopher Daniels and put on a great match. For whatever reason, this match didn't click from the start. (Even prompting one fan to yell, "Who booked this, Ricky O?"). Evans had some original moves (that I doubt he could have performed on a bigger wrestler) but the crowd was dead and most of this match was. Poolboy won with his version of the "Pie in the Sky".
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Post by brutality on Jul 29, 2003 3:45:38 GMT -5
another glowing review..............
Japanese Pool Boy d. Brutal Bob Evans Brutal started off by doing the Guitolline LeGrande mic-spot, by tapping on the mic 87686 times. Instead of finally talking, he handed it back to the announcer. That was pretty cool. Too bad that was the only good work by Bob for the match. Brutal definitely reflected this match, as everyone I was with, and including myself, was groaning at this match. If this was the Elks lodge, the “Take it home” chant would be in full force. A horrible match to start a show off with, as only one guy (JPB) knew what he was doing. Did the other guy sell tickets or something? I mean even the ref looked freakin clueless in this one, as he would have really out of pace slow counts, or just be in the wrong place at the wrong time. This looked more of a sloppy backyard match than anything. JPB is insanely popular with the Delaware crowd, and got a huge pop after connecting with the stink face. After the stinkface, Pool Boy got onto the top rope, and hit the whoopee cushion on Bob Evans, for the pinfall, and letting a sigh of relief out of me. JPB has been in ECWA for a long time, and I guess this was a try-out match to see how Bob would fare against an ECWA regular.
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Post by Mask Say on Jul 29, 2003 12:25:10 GMT -5
Hey Mr Evans
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I hope he can make donuts better than he wrestlers. He shouldn't have any problems getting a job there Sheldon is there best customer lollllll Hey Mr Evans or I mean Mr ED Its time make the donuts Good luck on your new job Bobyyyyy Mask Say[
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Post by TurdFerguson on Jul 29, 2003 23:16:45 GMT -5
eye hate you all
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